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For all you ladies out there! (-:

I Love Dave

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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      For all you ladies out there! (-: <a href="http://grandmasteroflove.com/Dave"><img src="http://grandmasteroflove.com/graphics2/d/a/v/e/Dave.gif" name="I-Love-Dave-image-2" alt="I Love Dave graphic 2"></a><br><font size=1><a href="http://grandmasteroflove.com/Dave">I Love Dave</a></font> <br><a href="http://www.davesdailydose.com/category/battle-of-the-sexes/" title="View all posts in Battle of the Sexes" rel="category tag">Battle of the Sexes</a> | <a href="http://www.davesdailydose.com/category/beautiful-men/" title="View all posts in Beautiful Men" rel="category tag">Beautiful Men</a> | <a href="http://www.davesdailydose.com/category/funny-advertisements/" title="View all posts in Funny Advertisements" rel="category tag">Funny Advertisements</a> | <a href="http://www.davesdailydose.com/category/funny-people/" title="View all posts in Funny People" rel="category tag">Funny People</a> | <a href="http://www.davesdailydose.com/category/funny-pictures/" title="View all posts in Funny Pictures" rel="category tag">Funny Pictures</a>

Kid is very funny, g-rated.

(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

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      <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/N9oxmRT2YWw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Kid is very funny, g-rated. <br><a href="http://www.davesdailydose.com/category/funny-people/" title="View all posts in Funny People" rel="category tag">Funny People</a> | <a href="http://www.davesdailydose.com/category/kids-are-funny/" title="View all posts in Kids are Funny" rel="category tag">Kids are Funny</a>

It is street legal and true to the wonderful spirit of the Radio Flyer wagon you played with when you were a kid.  

(6 votes, average: 3.17 out of 5)

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      It is street legal and true to the wonderful spirit of the Radio Flyer wagon you played with when you were a kid.   <embed type='application/x-shockwave-flash' salign='l' flashvars='&titleAvailable=true&playerAvailable=true&searchAvailable=false&shareFlag=N&singleURL=http://ktuu.vidcms.trb.com/alfresco/service/edge/content/72498213-fa26-422c-88b1-adee8ecceb8c&propName=ktuu.com&hostURL=http://www.ktuu.com&swfPath=http://ktuu.vid.trb.com/player/&omAccount=tribschurzglobal&omnitureServer=sci.alaska' allowscriptaccess='always' allowfullscreen='true' menu='true' name='PaperVideoTest' bgcolor='#ffffff' devicefont='false' wmode='transparent' scale='showall' loop='true' play='true' pluginspage='http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer' quality='high' src='http://ktuu.vid.trb.com/player/PaperVideoTest.swf' align='middle' height='450' width='300'></embed> <br><a href="http://www.davesdailydose.com/category/funny-cool-toys/" title="View all posts in Cool Toys" rel="category tag">Cool Toys</a> | <a href="http://www.davesdailydose.com/category/just-cool/" title="View all posts in Just Cool" rel="category tag">Just Cool</a> | <a href="http://www.davesdailydose.com/category/funny-vehicles/" title="View all posts in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles" rel="category tag">Planes, Trains, and Automobiles</a>

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins
to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: “Hello”

WOMAN: “Honey , it’s me. Are you at the club?”

MAN: “Yes”

WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000, Is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009
models. I saw one I really liked.”

MAN: “How much?”

WOMAN: “$390,000.
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing…the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $2,950,000 for it.

MAN: “Well , then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,800,000, They will probably take it. If not , we can go the extra $150 , 000 if it’s really a pretty good price.”

WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”

MAN: “Bye! I love you too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”

(7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)

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      Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey , it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000, Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$390,000. MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $2,950,000 for it. MAN: "Well , then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,800,000, They will probably take it. If not , we can go the extra $150 , 000 if it's really a pretty good price." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!" MAN: "Bye! I love you too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" <br><a href="http://www.davesdailydose.com/category/battle-of-the-sexes/" title="View all posts in Battle of the Sexes" rel="category tag">Battle of the Sexes</a> | <a href="http://www.davesdailydose.com/category/funny-people/" title="View all posts in Funny People" rel="category tag">Funny People</a> | <a href="http://www.davesdailydose.com/category/marriage-is-funny/" title="View all posts in Marriage is Funny" rel="category tag">Marriage is Funny</a>